Well, I finally did it. Did what? (That's what you're supposed to say. Since you can't take part in the conversation yourself, I'm taking the liberty of asking the question that you would undoubtedly ask if I were to make such a statement in your presence. You're welcome.)

Went to the moon? No. If Shatner doesn't want space, neither do I.

Captured a crazed lunatic? I'll leave that to the New York State Police. (Just give them a few months.)

Brought about world peace? (Sorry, no link for that.)


The answer, obviously, is that I've finally succumbed to the viral infection spreading about the Internet known as THE BLOG. You might be able to tell from my reference to blogging as a "viral infection" that I haven't always been keen on the idea of staking claim to my own little plot of land in the the limitless Western-esque Internet Frontier. Don't get me wrong, I like blogs. Reading about other people's lives is fun, for some reason, I do it often. The problem I've had is that I never thought I had anything important enough to say to, well, the world. It's always seemed like such a responsibility -- not unlike claiming land in the Old West.

But, I figured I might as well give it a shot. Do I suddenly have something I deem worthy of telling the English-speaking masses of the world? Nope. Chances are, I probably won't But I have realized that the beauty of blogging is just that - no one does. Well, usually. It's all fun, games, stories for friends, and hilariously inane findings from around the Internet. So, Readers (assuming I might someday have some), enjoy.



And for those of you (see: everyone) who would have rather seen me skip my Useless and Boring Rationale of Blogdom, because it's not fun, a game, a story, or hilariously inane... well, here's something hilariously inane. Or, at least, inane.